darkbluetile:

girls are so cute I’m glad I’m a girl

amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

consultingasshat: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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manhatinglesbian:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women.

  1. me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  2. me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  3. me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

dredsina:

There. I took a half an hour and did this to show how easily it could be done. Now someone should take this idea and do it better than me…


Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

faeofthewildwood:

There’s never an inappropriate time for tea in the Wildwood.

faeofthewildwood:

There’s never an inappropriate time for tea in the Wildwood.

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

ktshy:

My original 11x14” ink drawing for the Monstrosity: SPACE comic anthology is up for grabs as a backer reward! Check out this cool project on kickstarter:  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/408859396/monstrosity-ii … pic.twitter.com/6nCMqG6jFK

EDIT: WHOOPS, link went to nowhere. I fixed it 

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

“Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit.”

(via shessofuckedinthehead)

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

MW