PARTNERS IN CRIME [a jeckie mix] { listen } applicable to most any duo of best friends who are cooler than anyone ever
never say die - spamtron | doped up dollies on a one way ticket to blood - big d and the kids table | bad girls - m.i.a. | white kids aren’t hyphy - mc lars | ruby blue - roisin murphy | ponponpon (cra remix) - kyary pamyu pamyu | glawio - com truise | are you gonna be my girl? - jet | something good can work (the twelves remix) - two door cinema club
Wow. That last sentence hit hard.
I almost didn’t read this but I’m really glad I did
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
Scellos. Sceptile + Shellos.
There is certain feeling you get when you realize that you have created something absolutely perfect.
Hiya! I drew your Zangyara for you c:
Oh my god, this is amazing.
I just got submitted a video of some kid but I didn’t watch it because of all those stupid videos that people submit and it gives you a virus or something so sorry dude I’m not gonna watch it
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
“An onna-bugeisha (女武芸者?) was a female warrior. Members of the samurai class in feudal Japan, they were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honor in times of war.”